Dodsafdav is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody eagle.

Dodsafdav created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodsafdav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodsafdav, he will destroy your home planet.

Dodsafdav's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dodsafdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.