Yokgigbum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless owl.

Yokgigbum created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgigbum, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokgigbum, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yokgigbum's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yokgigbum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.