Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust donkey.

Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Butbonfotspag Stafwantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Never feed rice to dogs while wearing shorts.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill moths.