Rapbigdag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish gnu.

Rapbigdag created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapbigdag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rapbigdag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rapbigdag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rapbigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four manatees approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must pray to Rapbigdag three times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.