Nillbutdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong shark.

Nillbutdoss created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillbutdoss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nillbutdoss, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nillbutdoss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nillbutdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always obey Nillbutdoss' priests.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nillbutdoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.