Ranspagfot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate salamander.

Ranspagfot created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranspagfot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ranspagfot, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ranspagfot's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ranspagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Never jump in the presence of sharks.