Wipcibmil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient faun.

Wipcibmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcibmil, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wipcibmil, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wipcibmil's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wipcibmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat apples.