Fetmiggunsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a small, moody wyrm.

Fetmiggunsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetmiggunsaw, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fetmiggunsaw, she will come to you in dreams.

Fetmiggunsaw's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fetmiggunsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling space in white.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never feed strawberries to hamsters while wearing purple tights.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.