Febpombin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy gnu.

Febpombin created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febpombin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febpombin, she will turn you into a slug.

Febpombin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Febpombin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Always obey Febpombin's priests.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing indigo corsets and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Do not speak about rice.