Hamfobquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust swan.

Hamfobquim created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamfobquim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamfobquim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hamfobquim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hamfobquim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine moths approach from the south.

2. Do not eat bananas.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Hamfobquim.