Dinnibgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow mongoose.

Dinnibgun created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinnibgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dinnibgun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dinnibgun's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dinnibgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Learn four new languages a year .

3. Never wear gray tights.

4. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dinnibgun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your feet.