Flanpadlen is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish hedgehog.

Flanpadlen created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanpadlen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flanpadlen, she will destroy your home planet.

Flanpadlen's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flanpadlen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Flanpadlen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flanpadlen on top of all buildings.