Dagjadvenflan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage donkey.

Dagjadvenflan created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dagjadvenflan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagjadvenflan, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dagjadvenflan's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dagjadvenflan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Dagjadvenflan loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your head green.