Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic raven.

Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal, it will cry a lot.

Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Catstanhog Minlikfig Budmiftal's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling space in mauve.