Boghandunrigdumpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid skunk.

Boghandunrigdumpag created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boghandunrigdumpag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Boghandunrigdumpag, she will destroy your home planet.

Boghandunrigdumpag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Boghandunrigdumpag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boghandunrigdumpag.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. You must never eat peanuts.