Jigbugnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent jaguar.

Jigbugnutt created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbugnutt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jigbugnutt, he will ignore you.

Jigbugnutt's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jigbugnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing mauve kilts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.