Geplittarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic dragon.

Geplittarp created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Geplittarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Geplittarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Geplittarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Geplittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Feed all hungry ants.