Afsaghat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient horse.

Afsaghat created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afsaghat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afsaghat, she will destroy your home planet.

Afsaghat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Afsaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the north.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not listen to music.