Arnbut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair spider.

Arnbut created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnbut, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Arnbut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Arnbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing gray jumpers and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Arnbut on top of important buildings.