Jippagbess is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, able dragonfly.

Jippagbess created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jippagbess, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jippagbess, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jippagbess' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jippagbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.