Vegzim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing wyvern.

Vegzim created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vegzim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegzim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vegzim's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vegzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.