Fen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless otter.

Fen created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fen, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.