Yamtaldam is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable
butterfly.
Yamtaldam created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamtaldam, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Yamtaldam, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Yamtaldam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Yamtaldam's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yamtaldam on top of all buildings.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never think ill of sick goats.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamtaldam.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.