Dapboncad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable manatee.

Dapboncad created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Dapboncad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapboncad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dapboncad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dapboncad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sharks approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.