Minbabjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, grumpy human.

Minbabjarn created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbabjarn, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Minbabjarn, she will make you grow a tail.

Minbabjarn's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Minbabjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always help rats.

3. You must pray to Minbabjarn five times a day.

4. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing mauve jumpers.

5. Never look at planets.