Begarpsom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable fox.

Begarpsom created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Begarpsom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Begarpsom, she will not invite you to parties.

Begarpsom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Begarpsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Put Begarpsom first in all things.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in orange.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.