Jabnakbugmidtiptom is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish dog.

Jabnakbugmidtiptom created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabnakbugmidtiptom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jabnakbugmidtiptom, he will turn you into a plant.

Jabnakbugmidtiptom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jabnakbugmidtiptom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Hide from fawn badgers for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.