Flagrapquam is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful wyvern.

Flagrapquam created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagrapquam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flagrapquam, she will be very unhappy.

Flagrapquam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flagrapquam's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Run away if five tortoises approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Flagrapquam three times a day.