Dinbemwap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage raven.

Dinbemwap created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbemwap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinbemwap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dinbemwap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dinbemwap's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed rice to bats while wearing dresses.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near rats while wearing violet skirts and balancing eight gold spheres on your back.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Dinbemwap loves tortoises, so they must be respected.