Litfidbap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish shark.

Litfidbap created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litfidbap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litfidbap, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Litfidbap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Litfidbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Litfidbap loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.