Botstraggil is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise beaver.

Botstraggil created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Botstraggil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Botstraggil, it will turn you into a plant.

Botstraggil's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Botstraggil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed beans to voles while wearing violet shirts.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.