Dussgonhinbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dussgonhinbin created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussgonhinbin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dussgonhinbin, he will turn you into a dog.

Dussgonhinbin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dussgonhinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hop in the presence of goats.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Do not listen to music.