Dussgonhinbin is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Dussgonhinbin created Europe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussgonhinbin, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Dussgonhinbin, he will turn you into a dog.
Dussgonhinbin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Dussgonhinbin's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never hop in the presence of goats.
3. Never eat strawberries.
4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.
5. Do not listen to music.