Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating penguin.

Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem, it will turn you into a snail.

Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep three sheep in a large pit.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Worship no other gods but Stigpogfoss Zigdosscem.

5. Never laugh in holy places.