Yattcedcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient donkey.

Yattcedcin created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcedcin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yattcedcin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yattcedcin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yattcedcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Never feed cherries to badgers while wearing red kilts.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Yattcedcin in the centre of the settlement.
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