Bumbonnel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent ant.

Bumbonnel created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbonnel, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumbonnel, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bumbonnel's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bumbonnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near tapirs while wearing brown trousers.

2. Never feed melons to monkeys while wearing red scarves.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Bumbonnel in the centre of the settlement.

5. Fast once a month.