Wegarfhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent dugong.

Wegarfhiv created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegarfhiv, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegarfhiv, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wegarfhiv's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wegarfhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wegarfhiv's name in vain.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Retreat if four swans approach from the south.

5. Run away if six hamsters approach from the north.