Sadyoktinpakflan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented giraffe.

Sadyoktinpakflan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadyoktinpakflan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadyoktinpakflan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sadyoktinpakflan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sadyoktinpakflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Put Sadyoktinpakflan first in all things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.