Quagrannar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful narwhal.

Quagrannar created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagrannar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quagrannar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quagrannar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quagrannar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Quagrannar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.