Kadnigtin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil cat.

Kadnigtin created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadnigtin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kadnigtin, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kadnigtin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kadnigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space in mauve.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.