Quillnurl Hombotnur is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered tortoise.

Quillnurl Hombotnur created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillnurl Hombotnur, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillnurl Hombotnur, it will turn you into a hamster.

Quillnurl Hombotnur's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Quillnurl Hombotnur's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quillnurl Hombotnur.

2. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the south.

3. Erect six gold sculptures of Quillnurl Hombotnur on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.