Pidcithud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, moody deer.

Pidcithud created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidcithud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidcithud, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pidcithud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pidcithud's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to mice while wearing yellow corsets.

5. You must never eat oranges.