Sascudbimtom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, narcissistic walrus.

Sascudbimtom created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascudbimtom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sascudbimtom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sascudbimtom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sascudbimtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. You must pray to Sascudbimtom six times a day.