Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered shrew.

Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vagmigpitloopfubfudflyomt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing indigo hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.