Cebdussgup is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, smart pigeon.

Cebdussgup created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebdussgup, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebdussgup, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cebdussgup's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cebdussgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never mention snails.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never look in ponds.