Yakcibcud is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, confident salamander.

Yakcibcud created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakcibcud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakcibcud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yakcibcud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yakcibcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yakcibcud on top of all buildings.