Budtargsan Dodstigfot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty goblin.

Budtargsan Dodstigfot created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budtargsan Dodstigfot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Budtargsan Dodstigfot, she will manifest in front of you.

Budtargsan Dodstigfot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Budtargsan Dodstigfot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budtargsan Dodstigfot.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must love Budtargsan Dodstigfot.

4. Never laugh near bats.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.