Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-confident squirrel.

Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat, he will be very sad.

Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flowgedpag Yokdoblinbesscinlat.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to snakes while wearing brown tights.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Hide from yellow snails for they are unholy.