Vonsislat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, smart
duck.
Vonsislat created Africa three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonsislat, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Vonsislat, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Vonsislat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Vonsislat's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear iron on your body.
2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling space.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space.