Ditdobmid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest mole.

Ditdobmid created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditdobmid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditdobmid, he will strike you with lightening.

Ditdobmid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ditdobmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. You must pray to Ditdobmid six times a day.