Sogfubyak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome wombat.

Sogfubyak created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogfubyak, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogfubyak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sogfubyak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sogfubyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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